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De - Pt| Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
| ...and before I knew what I was doing, I had kicked the typewriter and threw it around the room and made it beg for mercy. At this point the typewriter pleaded for me to dress him in feminine attire but instead I pressed his margin release over and over again until the typewriter lost consciousness. Presently, I regained consciousness and realized with shame what I had done. My shame is gone and now I am looking for a submissive typewriter, any color, or model. No electric typewriters please! --Rick Kleiner | |
| Software, n.: Formal evening attire for female computer analysts. | |
| Be valiant, but not too venturous. Let thy attire be comely, but not costly. -- John Lyly | |
| "And, you know, I mustn't preach to you, but surely it wouldn't be right for you to take away people's pleasure of studying your attire, by just going and making yourself like everybody else. You feel that, don't you?" said he, earnestly. -- William Morris, "Notes from Nowhere" | |
| Be valiant, but not too venturous. Let thy attire be comely, but not costly. -- John Lyly | |
