Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes? A: A failure. | |
Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner? A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by a delicious dessert. | |
Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: To get to the middle. |