Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (Deutsch) | by Linux fortune |
Get your facts first, and then you can distort 'em as you please. (Mark Twain, amerikan. Schriftsteller, 1835-1903) | |
Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash. (Emo Phillips) | |
A diplomat...is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. (Caskie Stinnett) | |
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. (Will Rogers, am. Humorist, 1879-1935) | |
Andere Zeiten, andere Sitten. Früher: Don‘t call us - we call you! Heute: Call us - we don‘t call You… Wolfgang Reus, deutscher Aphoristiker | |
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. Dennis Roch, Herzlichen Dank an eine unbekannte Netsurferin für diesen Spruch! | |
Love is like quicksand, the more you fight it the faster you sink. Herzlichen Dank an eine unbekannte Netsurferin für diesen Spruch! |