Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
X windows: Something you can be ashamed of. 30% more entropy than the leading window system. The first fully modular software disaster. Rome was destroyed in a day. Warn your friends about it. Climbing to new depths. Sinking to new heights. An accident that couldn't wait to happen. Don't wait for the movie. Never use it after a big meal. Need we say less? Plumbing the depths of human incompetence. It'll make your day. Don't get frustrated without it. Power tools for power losers. A software disaster of Biblical proportions. Never had it. Never will. The software with no visible means of support. More than just a generation behind. Hindenburg. Titanic. Edsel. X windows. | |
Hempstone's Question: If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class? | |
Madison's Inquiry: If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class? | |
Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic? A: The Titanic had a band. | |
I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class. -- Art Buchwald | |
You know, the difference between this company and the Titanic is that the Titanic had paying customers. |