Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
panic: kernel segmentation violation. core dumped (only kidding) | |
3rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped | |
Well, my terminal's locked up, and I ain't got any Mail, And I can't recall the last time that my program didn't fail; I've got stacks in my structs, I've got arrays in my queues, I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues. If you think that it's nice that you get what you C, Then go : illogical statement with your whole family, 'Cause the Supreme Court ain't the only place with : Bus error views. I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues. On a PDP-11, life should be a breeze, But with VAXen in the house even magnetic tapes would freeze. Now you might think that unlike VAXen I'd know who I abuse, I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues. -- Core Dumped Blues | |
<knghtbrd> Program received signal SIGSEGV, Segmentation fault. <knghtbrd> 0x40095fb0 in memchr () from /lib/libc.so.6 <knghtbrd> (gdb) bt <knghtbrd> #0 0x40095fb0 in memchr () from /lib/libc.so.6 <knghtbrd> #1 0x0 in ?? () <knghtbrd> Well That's Really Helpful * knghtbrd trades gdb for a nice ouija board - it'll help more |