Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, "one when he was a boy and one when he was a man." -- Mark Twain | |
Research, n.: Consider Columbus: He didn't know where he was going. When he got there he didn't know where he was. When he got back he didn't know where he had been. And he did it all on someone else's money. | |
I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day! |