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| Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug? A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back. Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator? A: There's a footprint in the mayo. Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator? A: There's two footprints in the mayo. Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator? A: The door won't shut. Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator? A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway. | |
| Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS ... | |
| "... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ..." -- Dave Barry | |
