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De - Pt| Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
| Running Windows on a Pentium is like having a brand new Porsche but only be able to drive backwards with the handbrake on. (Unknown source) | |
| We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated. (seen in someone's .signature) | |
| Pentium FDIV bug | |
| I'm sorry a pentium won't do, you need an SGI to connect with us. | |
| Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.(Do not turn of your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Chip while he isn't working, do you?) | |
| Turn your Pentium into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\> | |
| Turn your Pentium into an XT -- just add Windows! | |
| Windows: XT emulator for an Pentium. | |
| Buy a Pentium III so you can reboot faster. | |
| In 1968 it took the computing power of 2 C-64's to fly a rocket to the moon. Now, in 1998 it takes the Power of a Pentium 200 to run Microsoft Windows 95. Something must have gone wrong. | |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people. | |
| We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated. -- seen in someone's .signature | |
| > NE-2000 clone. Pentium optimizing gcc (pentium gcc pl8 I think). ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Build a kernel with the proper gcc. Reports with a non standard compiler are useless. -- Alan Cox | |
