|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|The Great Movie Posters:|
An AVALANCHE of KILLER WORMS!
-- Squirm (1976)
Most Movies Live Less Than Two Hours.
This Is One of Everlasting Torment!
-- The New House on the Left (1977)
WE ARE GOING TO EAT YOU!
-- Zombie (1980)
It's not human and it's got an axe.
-- The Prey (1981)
|Z.O.I.D.: Zombie Optimized for Infiltration and Destruction|
|Zombie processes haunting the computer|
|Zombie processess detected, machine is haunted.|
|I've seen people with new children before, they go from ultra happy to|
looking like something out of a zombie film in about a week.
-- Alan Cox about Linus after his 2nd daughter
|The Gurus of Unix Meeting of Minds (GUMM) takes place Wednesday, April|
1, 2076 (check THAT in your perpetual calendar program), 14 feet above
the ground directly in front of the Milpitas Gumps. Members will grep
each other by the hand (after intro), yacc a lot, smoke filtered
chroots in pipes, chown with forks, use the wc (unless uuclean), fseek
nice zombie processes, strip, and sleep, but not, we hope, od. Three
days will be devoted to discussion of the ramifications of whodo. Two
seconds have been allotted for a complete rundown of all the user-
friendly features of Unix. Seminars include "Everything You Know is
Wrong", led by Tom Kempson, "Batman or Cat:man?" led by Richie Dennis
"cc C? Si! Si!" led by Kerwin Bernighan, and "Document Unix, Are You
Kidding?" led by Jan Yeats. No Reader Service No. is necessary because
all GUGUs (Gurus of Unix Group of Users) already know everything we
could tell them.
-- "Get GUMMed," Dr. Dobb's Journal, June '84