Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Sweater, n.: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly. | |
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater. | |
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head... if you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick... -- Steven Wright |