|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|Dear Ms. Postnews:|
I couldn't get mail through to somebody on another site. What
should I do?
-- Eager Beaver
No problem, just post your message to a group that a lot of people
read. Say, "This is for John Smith. I couldn't get mail through so I'm
posting it. All others please ignore."
This way tens of thousands of people will spend a few seconds scanning
over and ignoring your article, using up over 16 man-hours their collective
time, but you will be saved the terrible trouble of checking through usenet
maps or looking for alternate routes. Just think, if you couldn't distribute
your message to 9000 other computers, you might actually have to (gasp) call
directory assistance for 60 cents, or even phone the person. This can cost
as much as a few DOLLARS (!) for a 5 minute call!
And certainly it's better to spend 10 to 20 dollars of other people's
money distributing the message than for you to have to waste $9 on an overnight
letter, or even 25 cents on a stamp!
Don't forget. The world will end if your message doesn't get through,
so post it as many places as you can.
-- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette
|Help stamp out Mickey-Mouse computer interfaces -- Menus are for Restaurants!|
| Now she speaks rapidly. "Do you know *why* you want to program?"|
He shakes his head. He hasn't the faintest idea.
"For the sheer *joy* of programming!" she cries triumphantly.
"The joy of the parent, the artist, the craftsman. "You take a program,
born weak and impotent as a dimly-realized solution. You nurture the
program and guide it down the right path, building, watching it grow ever
stronger. Sometimes you paint with tiny strokes, a keystroke added here,
a keystroke changed there." She sweeps her arm in a wide arc. "And other
times you savage whole *blocks* of code, ripping out the program's very
*essence*, then beginning anew. But always building, creating, filling the
program with your own personal stamp, your own quirks and nuances. Watching
the program grow stronger, patching it when it crashes, until finally it can
stand alone -- proud, powerful, and perfect. This is the programmer's finest
hour!" Softly at first, then louder, he hears the strains of a Sousa march.
"This ... this is your canvas! your clay! Go forth and create a masterwork!"
|Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more|
"user-friendly". ... Their best approach, so far, has been to take all
the old brochures, and stamp the words, "user-friendly" on the cover.
-- Bill Gates, Microsoft, Inc.
[Pot. Kettle. Black.]
|Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp. It's 2 cents|
for postage and 30 cents for storage.
-- Gerald Regan, Cabinet Minister, 12/31/83 Financial Post
|Stamp out organized crime!! Abolish the IRS.|
|Hale Mail Rule, The:|
When you are ready to reply to a letter, you will lack at least
one of the following:
(a) A pen or pencil or typewriter.
(c) Postage stamp.
(d) The letter you are answering.
|idiot box, n.:|
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the
stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
|Help stamp out and abolish redundancy and repetition.|
|Stamp out philately.|
|Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?|
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
|All science is either physics or stamp collecting.|
-- Ernest Rutherford
|He thought he saw an albatross|
That fluttered 'round the lamp.
He looked again and saw it was
A penny postage stamp.
"You'd best be getting home," he said,
"The nights are rather damp."
|Thirty white horses on a red hill,|
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
|Help Microsoft stamp out piracy. Give Linux to a friend today!|
-- From a Slashdot.org post
|Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to|
stick to one thing till it gets there.
-- Josh Billings