Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
You have a massage (from the Swedish prime minister). | |
"Israel today announced that it is giving up. The Zionist state will dissolve in two weeks time, and its citizens will disperse to various resort communities around the world. Said Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir, 'Who needs the aggravation?'" -- Dennis Miller, "Satuday Night Live" News | |
In Pierre Trudeau, Canada has finally produced a Prime Minister worthy of assassination. -- John Diefenbaker | |
Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her what disguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you come sober, Mr. Prime Minister?" |