Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
I used to be a rebel in my youth. This cause... that cause... (chuckle) I backed 'em ALL! But I learned. Rebellion is simply a device used by the immature to hide from his own problems. So I lost interest in politics. Now when I feel aroused by a civil rights case or a passport hearing... I realize it's just a device. I go to my analyst and we work it out. You have no idea how much better I feel these days. -- J. Feiffer | |
Fuch's Warning: If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel. | |
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If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor. If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor. |