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| In the beginning, I was made. I didn't ask to be made. No one consulted with me or considered my feelings in this matter. But if it brought some passing fancy to some lowly humans as they haphazardly pranced their way through life's mournful jungle, then so be it. - Marvin the Paranoid Android, From Douglas Adams' Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Scripts | |
| "Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again." -- Marvin The Paranoid Android | |
| Life. Don't talk to me about life. - Marvin the Paranoid Android | |
| "I've seen it. It's rubbish." -- Marvin the Paranoid Android | |
| "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin the paranoid android | |
| "Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed. Here's another of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don't talk to me about life." -- Marvin the Paranoid Android | |
| I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!! | |
| Paranoid Club meeting this Friday. Now ... just try to find out where! | |
| "`Maybe somebody here tipped off the Galactic Police,' said Trillian. `Everybody saw you come in.' `You mean they want to arrest me over the phone?' said Zaphod, `Could be. I'm a pretty dangerous dude when I'm cornered.' `Yeah,' said a voice from under the table [Ford's now completely rat- arsed at this point], `you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.'" - Zaphod getting paranoid over a phone call. | |
| A paranoid is a man who knows a little of what's going on. -- William S. Burroughs | |
| Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid. | |
| I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him. | |
| If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such a vivid imagination. | |
| Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you. | |
| Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid and the other one is out to get him. | |
| Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one. | |
| Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too. -- D.J. Hicks | |
| Something better... 13 (sympathetic): Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? 14 (complimentary): You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. 15 (scientific): Say, does that thing there influence the tides? 16 (obscure): Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone. 17 (inquiry): When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? 18 (french): Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave. 19 (pornographic): Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once. 20 (religious): The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He. 21 (disgusting): Say, who mows your nose hair? 22 (paranoid): Keep that guy away from my cocaine! 23 (aromatic): It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil. 24 (appreciative): Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped. 25 (dirty): Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it? -- Steve Martin, "Roxanne" | |
| They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid! | |
