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Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking. -- Mary Poppins | |
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As usual, I'm overstating the case to knock a few neurons loose, but the truth is usually somewhere in the muddle, uh, middle. -- Larry Wall in <199702111639.IAA28425@wall.org> |