|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|Humorix Holiday Gift Idea #1|
Price: US$60 for a one year membership
Producer: CheapNybbles; 1-800-LINUX-CD
It's the gift that keeps on giving. Every month a CD-ROM with a different
Linux distribution or BSD Unix flavor will be sent in the mail. This is the
perfect gift for those that have been using Slackware since day one and
haven't gotten around to trying another distribution. Or, for those friends
or relatives that still cling to Windows, a Linux-of-the-Month club
membership is the perfect way to say, "Your OS sucks".
|Do you feel personally responsible for the world food shortage?|
Every time you go to the beach, does the tide come in?
Have you ever eaten an entire moose?
Can you see your neck?
Do joggers take laps around you for exercise?
If so, welcome to National Fat Week.
This week we'll eat without guilt, and kick off our membership campaign,
...by force-feeding a box of cornstarch to a skinny person.
|Wings of OS/400: |
The airline has bought ancient DC-3s, arguably the best and safest planes
that ever flew, and painted "747" on their tails to make them look as if
they are fast. The flight attendants, of course, attend to your every need,
though the drinks cost $15 a pop. Stupid questions cost $230 per hour,
unless you have SupportLine, which requires a first class ticket and
membership in the frequent flyer club. Then they cost $500, but your
accounting department can call it overhead.