Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery.'" -- Comedian Jay Leno | |
Once Again From the Top Correction notice in the Miami Herald: "Last Sunday, The Herald erroneously reported that original Dolphin Johnny Holmes had been an insurance salesman in Raleigh, North Carolina, that he had won the New York lottery in 1982 and lost the money in a land swindle, that he had been charged with vehicular homicide, but acquitted because his mother said she drove the car, and that he stated that the funniest thing he ever saw was Flipper spouting water on George Wilson. Each of these items was erroneous material published inadvertently. He was not an insurance salesman in Raleigh, did not win the lottery, neither he nor his mother was charged or involved in any way with vehicular homicide, and he made no comment about Flipper or George Wilson. The Herald regrets the errors." -- "The Progressive", March, 1987 | |
Hear about the young Chinese woman who just won the lottery? One fortunate cookie... | |
You will gain money by a speculation or lottery. | |
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery'?" -- Jay Leno | |
<james> but, then I used an Atari, I was more likely to win the lottery in ten countries simultaneously than get accelerated X |