Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
"Floggings will continue until morale improves." -- anonymous flyer being distributed at Exxon USA | |
Gomme's Laws: (1) A backscratcher will always find new itches. (2) Time accelerates. (3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away. | |
Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. -- Christopher Marlowe | |
WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: Firings will continue until morale improves. |