|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|<Knghtbrd> "The currency collectors are offline." "I'm rerouting though|
the secondary couplings. If we re-align the phase manifold we
should be able to use the plasma inductor matrix to manually
launch a new cheesy spinoff series."
* ShadwDrgn sighs
<Phase> you leave my manifolds alone
|101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR|
(1) Scarecrow for centipedes
(2) Dead cat brush
(3) Hair barrettes
(5) Self-piercing earrings
(6) Fungus trellis
(7) False eyelashes
(8) Prosthetic dog claws
(99) Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)
(100) Killer velcro
(1) Everything has some value -- if you use the right currency.
(2) Paint splashes last longer than the paint job.
(3) Search and ye shall find -- but make sure it was lost.