Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. "Free Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over." | |
I'd never cry if I did find A blue whale in my soup... Nor would I mind a porcupine Inside a chicken coop. Yes life is fine when things combine, Like ham in beef chow mein... But lord, this time I think I mind, They've put acid in my rain. --- Milo Bloom |