Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Andrea's Admonition: Never bestow profanity upon a driver who has wronged you. If you think his window is closed and he can't hear you, it isn't and he can. | |
Bunker's Admonition: You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it. | |
Peterson's Admonition: When you think you're going down for the third time -- just remember that you may have counted wrong. | |
Spence's Admonition: Never stow away on a kamikaze plane. |