Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
"Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!" -- W. C. Fields | |
Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days. -- W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee" | |
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. -- W. C. Fields | |
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -- W. C. Fields |