Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Just pick up the phone and give modem connect sounds. "Well you said we should get more lines so we don't have voice lines." | |
Your modem doesn't speak English. | |
A modem is a baudy house. | |
modem, adj.: Up-to-date, new-fangled, as in "Thoroughly Modem Millie." An unfortunate byproduct of kerning. [That's sic!] | |
* Omnic looks at his 33.6k link and then looks at Joy * Mercury cuddles his cable modem.. (=:] |