Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement. | |
"MacDonald has the gift on compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts." -- Winston Churchill | |
Littering is dumb. -- Ronald Macdonald | |
There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. -- Ross MacDonald | |
Three Midwesterners, a Kansan, a Missourian and an Iowan, all appearing on a quiz program, were asked to complete this sentence: "Old MacDonald had a . . ." "Old MacDonald had a carburetor," answered the Kansan. "Sorry, that's wrong," the game show host said. "Old MacDonald had a free brake alignment down at the service station," said the Missourian. "Wrong." "Old MacDonald had a farm," said the Iowan. "CORRECT!" shouts the quizmaster. "Now for $100,000, spell 'farm.'" "Easy," said the Iowan. "E-I-E-I-O." | |
The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by people who want some. -- Dwight MacDonald |