Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics: Population density is inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the keg. | |
Man who sleep in beer keg wake up sticky. | |
Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm Sam was greatly relieved to see a sturdy Saint Bernard dog bounding toward him with the traditional keg of brandy strapped to his collar. "At last," cried Sam, "man's best friend -- and a great big dog, too!" |