|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|Holy Dilemma! Is this the end for the Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder?|
Will the Joker and the Riddler have the last laugh?
Tune in again tomorrow:
same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!
|If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,|
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
Or some joker who is slicker,
Will trick you of your liquor,
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
|A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.|
Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling.
But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.
-- Lazarus Long