Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Flourescent lights are generating negative ions. If turning them off doesn't work, take them out and put tin foil on the ends. | |
If she had not been cupric in her ions, Her shape ovoidal, Their romance might have flourished. But he built tetrahedral in his shape, His ions ferric, Love could not help but die, Uncatylised, inert, and undernourished. | |
WHOA!! Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!! It must be the NEGATIVE IONS!! |