|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|NEW YORK -- Publishers from all across the country met this week at the|
first annual Book Publishers Assocation of America (BPAA) meeting. Many of
the booths on the showroom floor were devoted to the single most important
issue facing the publishing industry: fighting copyright violations. From
"End Reader License Agreements" to age-decaying ink, the anti-copying
market has exploded into a multi-million dollar enterprise.
"How can authors and publishers hope to make ends meet when the country is
rapidly filling with evil libraries that distribute our products for free
to the general public?" asked the chairman of the BPAA during his keynote
address. "That blasted Andrew Carnegie is spending all kinds of his own
ill-gotten money to open libraries in cities nationwide. He calls it
charity. I call it anti-competitive business practices hoping to bankrupt
the entire publishing industry. We must fight these anti-profit,
pro-copying librarians and put an end to this scourge!"
-- from the February 4, 1895 edition of the New York Democrat-Republican
|I'm dressing up in an ill-fitting IVY-LEAGUE SUIT!! Too late...|
|Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and TAX-DEFERRED!|
|Physician: One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.|
-- Ambrose Bierce
|Ill-chosen abstraction is particularly evident in the design of the ADA|
runtime system. The interface to the ADA runtime system is so opaque that
it is impossible to model or predict its performance, making it effectively
useless for real-time systems. -- Marc D. Donner and David H. Jameson.
|Logicians have but ill defined|
As rational the human kind.
Logic, they say, belongs to man,
But let them prove it if they can.
-- Oliver Goldsmith
|This is for all ill-treated fellows|
Unborn and unbegot,
For them to read when they're in trouble
And I am not.
-- A. E. Housman
|Those who sweat in flames of hell, Leaden eared, some thought their bowels|
Here's the reason that they fell: Lispeth forth the sweetest vowels.
While on earth they prayed in SAS, These they offered up in praise
PL/1, or other crass, Thinking all this fetid haze
Vulgar tongue. A rapsody sung.
Some the lord did sorely try Jabber of the mindless horde
Assembling all their pleas in hex. Sequel next did mock the lord
Speech as crabbed as devil's crable Slothful sequel so enfangled
Hex that marked on Tower Babel Its speaker's lips became entangled
The highest rung. In his bung.
Because in life they prayed so ill
And offered god such swinish swill
Now they sweat in flames of hell
Sweat from lack of APL
An ill-assorted collection of poorly-matching parts, forming a
-- Jackson Granholm, "Datamation"
|Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say enough on|
-- Charles-Maurice De Talleyrand
|Oh this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is.|
-- Gaius Valerius Catullus
|They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see|
nothing but sea.
-- Francis Bacon
|I do not patronize poor, ill educated, or disenfranchised people by|
exempting them from the same critical examination I feel free to
direct toward the rest of society, however much I might champion the
same minority or disadvantaged group in the forums of that society.
-- James Moffitt
|As long as there are ill-defined goals, bizarre bugs, and unrealistic |
schedules, there will be Real Programmers willing to jump in and Solve
The Problem, saving the documentation for later.
|Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions:|
We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch"
may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine
species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used when applied to a female
of the human race. Coming as it did, reasonably close on the heels of two
revolver shots directed at the person of whom it was probably used, we think
it carries every reasonable implication of ill-will toward that person.
-- Smith v. Moran, 193 N.E. 2d 466.
|HR 3128. Omnibus Budget Reconciliation, Fiscal 1986. Martin, R-Ill., motion|
that the House recede from its disagreement to the Senate amendment making
changes in the bill to reduce fiscal 1986 deficits. The Senate amendment
was an amendment to the House amendment to the Senate amendment to the House
amendment to the Senate amendment to the bill. The original Senate amendment
was the conference agreement on the bill. Agreed to.
-- Albuquerque Journal
|Rincewind had generally been considered by his tutors to be a natural wizard|
in the same way that fish are natural mountaineers. He probably would have
been thrown out of Unseen University anyway--he couldn't remember spells and
smoking made him feel ill.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
|You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can ill afford.|