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De - Pt| Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
| Television -- the longest amateur night in history. -- Robert Carson | |
| The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars." -- Johnny Carson | |
| Where is John Carson now that we need him? -- RLG | |
| You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -- Al Capone [Also attributed to Johnny Carson. Ed.] | |
| Carson's Consolation: Nothing is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example. | |
| Carson's Observation on Footwear: If the shoe fits, buy the other one too. | |
| Johnny Carson's Definition: The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the taxi driver behind you blowing his horn. | |
| "For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." -- Johnny Carson | |
