Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Some of you ... may have decided that, this year, you're going to celebrate it the old-fashioned way, with your family sitting around stringing cranberries and exchanging humble, handmade gifts, like on "The Waltons". Well, you can forget it. If everybody pulled that kind of subversive stunt, the economy would collapse overnight. The government would have to intervene: it would form a cabinet-level Department of Holiday Gift-Giving, which would spend billions and billions of tax dollars to buy Barbie dolls and electronic games, which it would drop on the populace from Air Force jets, killing and maiming thousands. So, for the good of the nation, you should go along with the Holiday Program. This means you should get a large sum of money and go to a mall. -- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide" | |
<viro> "scanf is tough" -- programmer Barbie... - Al Viro on #kernelnewbies | |
"scanf is tough" --- programmer Barbie... - Alexander Viro on linux-kernel | |
<Delenn> I wouldn't make it through 24 hours before I'd be firing up the grill and slapping a few friends on the barbie. <spacemoos> Why would you slap friends with barbies, thats kinda kinky | |
Barbie says, Take quaaludes in gin and go to a disco right away! But Ken says, WOO-WOO!! No credit at "Mr. Liquor"!! | |
Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS ... | |
WHOA!! Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!! It must be the NEGATIVE IONS!! |