Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
In the beginning, I was made. I didn't ask to be made. No one consulted with me or considered my feelings in this matter. But if it brought some passing fancy to some lowly humans as they haphazardly pranced their way through life's mournful jungle, then so be it. - Marvin the Paranoid Android, From Douglas Adams' Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Scripts | |
"Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again." -- Marvin The Paranoid Android | |
Life. Don't talk to me about life. - Marvin the Paranoid Android | |
"I've seen it. It's rubbish." -- Marvin the Paranoid Android | |
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin the paranoid android | |
"Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed. Here's another of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don't talk to me about life." -- Marvin the Paranoid Android | |
You say you are lying. But if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth. You cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie. You lie, you tell the truth ... but you cannot, for you lie. -- Norman the android, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3 |