Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (Deutsch) | by Linux fortune |
Postulate #1: Nothing is better than sex. Postulate #2: Masturbation is better than nothing. Conclusion: Masturbation is better than sex. | |
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one. (George Bernard Shaw, ir. Dramatiker, 1856-1950) |