Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last. | |
[The French Riviera is] a sunny place for shady people. -- Somerset Maugham | |
Now let the song begin! Let us sing together Of sun, star, moon and mist, rain and cloudy weather, Light on the budding leag, dew on the feather, Wind on the open hill, bells on the heather, Reeds by the shady pool, lilies on the water: Old Tom Bombadil and the River-daughter! -- J. R. R. Tolkien | |
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