Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
[It is] best to confuse only one issue at a time. -- K&R | |
How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue. | |
Don't confuse things that need action with those that take care of themselves. | |
It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people. -- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot" | |
Be frank and explicit with your lawyer ... it is his business to confuse the issue afterwards. | |
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. -- Frank Hubbard | |
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