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De - Pt| Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
| FROM THE DESK OF Dorothy Gale Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy | |
| Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. | |
| "Gee, Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore." | |
| Historians have now definitely established that Juan Cabrillo, discoverer of California, was not looking for Kansas, thus setting a precedent that continues to this day. -- Wayne Shannon | |
| On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California, the little girl knelt by her bed to say her prayers. "God bless Mommy and Daddy and Keith and Kim," she said. As she began to get up, she quickly added, "Oh, and God, this is goodbye. We're moving to Hollywood." | |
| One of the rules of Busmanship, New York style, is never surrender your seat to another passenger. This may seem callous, but it is the best way, really. If one passenger were to give a seat to someone who fainted in the aisle, say, the others on the bus would become disoriented and imagine they were in Topeka Kansas. | |
| Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. -- Judy Garland, "Wizard of Oz" | |
| "Ain't that something what happened today. One of us got traded to Kansas City." -- Casey Stengel, informing outfielder Bob Cerv he'd been traded. | |
| It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. -- Groucho Marx | |
| Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights. | |
| Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited in Halstead, Kansas. | |
| Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however. | |
