Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota? A: Open other end. | |
For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say "Canada". Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something. -- Sandra Gotlieb, wife of the Canadian ambassador to the U.S. | |
Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while. |