|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?|
A: Open other end.
|For some reason a glaze passes over people's faces when you say|
"Canada". Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something.
-- Sandra Gotlieb, wife of the Canadian ambassador to the U.S.
|Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.|