Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (Deutsch) | by Linux fortune |
Postulate #1: Nothing is better than sex. Postulate #2: Masturbation is better than nothing. Conclusion: Masturbation is better than sex. | |
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. (Woody Allen, am. Schauspieler u. Regisseur, 1935-) | |
I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better. (Mae West, am. Schauspielerin, 1892-1980) | |
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. (Robert Frost, amerik. Lyriker, 1874-1963) | |
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if he didn't. (Jules Renard, franz. Schriftsteller, 1864-1910) |