Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty! | |
"There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income parents' lives a misery." "... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears because of what you just said." "I want you to picture the face of its mother, because one week's dole won't pay for one Master of the Universe Battlecruiser!" -- Filthy Rich and Catflap |