Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Rules for driving in New York: (1) Anything done while honking your horn is legal. (2) You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on. (3) A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection. | |
The only cultural advantage LA has over NY is that you can make a right turn on a red light. -- Woody Allen | |
Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets. |