Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant. | |
The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder. | |
Use a pun, go to jail. | |
The courtroom was pregnant (pun intended) with anxious silence as the judge solemnly considered his verdict in the paternity suit before him. Suddenly, he reached into the folds of his robes, drew out a cigar and ceremoniously handed it to the defendant. "Congratulations!" declaimed the jurist. "You have just become a father!" |