Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister. | |
"If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry." -- Chekhov | |
QOTD: "I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza... I might play golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her!" | |
If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? | |
An economist is a man who would marry Farrah Fawcett-Majors for her money. | |
FORTUNE'S GUIDE TO DEALING WITH REAL-LIFE SCIENCE FICTION: #14 What to do... if reality disappears? Hope this one doesn't happen to you. There isn't much that you can do about it. It will probably be quite unpleasant. if you meet an older version of yourself who has invented a time traveling machine, and has come from the future to meet you? Play this one by the book. Ask about the stock market and cash in. Don't forget to invent a time traveling machine and visit your younger self before you die, or you will create a paradox. If you expect this to be tricky, make sure to ask for the principles behind time travel, and possibly schematics. Never, NEVER, ask when you'll die, or if you'll marry your current SO. | |
You will probably marry after a very brief courtship. | |
<Crow-> im fcucking druk * Knghtbrd makes sure to log everything Crow- says tonight ... <MrBump> heheh <MrBump> He said he'd marry me! damnit!! <Crow-> dude no way <Knghtbrd> MrBump - he's not THAT drunk <MrBump> Knghtbrd: I'm crushed :o) | |
HOORAY, Ronald!! Now YOU can marry LINDA RONSTADT too!! | |
If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will Jodie Foster marry Bonzo?? |