Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Regarding astral projection, Woody Allen once wrote, "This is not a bad way to travel, although there is usually a half-hour wait for luggage." | |
Lewis's Law of Travel: The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever. | |
Isn't air travel wonderful? Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil. | |
"If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage." | |
He who stands on tiptoe is not steady. He who strides cannot maintain the pace. He who makes a show is not enlightened. He who is self-righteous is not respected. He who boasts achieves nothing. He who brags will not endure. According to followers of the Tao, "These are extra food and unnecessary luggage." They do not bring happiness. therefore followers of the Tao avoid them. | |
Rule of Life #1 -- Never get separated from your luggage. |