Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
job interview, n.: The excruciating process during which personnel officers separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff. | |
"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any questions , I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he couldn't answer that, I told him sorry, but I couldn't work for him then. -- Steven Wright |