Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk. If you wish to be happy for three days, get married. If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it. If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish. -- Chinese Proverb | |
"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again." -- Clint Eastwood |