Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it. -- Stanley Garn | |
Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. And if I fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord that I won't flunk. But if I do, don't pity me at all, Just lay my bones in the study hall. Tell my teacher I've done my best, Then pile my books upon my chest. |