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| Wings of OS/400: The airline has bought ancient DC-3s, arguably the best and safest planes that ever flew, and painted "747" on their tails to make them look as if they are fast. The flight attendants, of course, attend to your every need, though the drinks cost $15 a pop. Stupid questions cost $230 per hour, unless you have SupportLine, which requires a first class ticket and membership in the frequent flyer club. Then they cost $500, but your accounting department can call it overhead. | |
| Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United States we really shouldn't complain -- it's still only two cents a day. [and getting better! Soon it'll be down to a penny a day!] | |
| Hempstone's Question: If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class? | |
| Madison's Inquiry: If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class? | |
| I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class. -- Art Buchwald | |
