Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
[From the operation manual for the CI-300 Dot Matrix Line Printer, made in Japan]: The excellent output machine of MODEL CI-300 as extraordinary DOT MATRIX LINE PRINTER, built in two MICRO-PROCESSORs as well as EAROM, is featured by permitting wonderful co-existence such as; "high quality against low cost," "diversified functions with compact design," "flexibility in accessibleness and durability of approx. 2000,000,00 Dot/Head," "being sophisticated in mechanism but possibly agile operating under noises being extremely suppressed" etc. And as a matter of course, the final goal is just simply to help achieve "super shuttle diplomacy" between cool data, perhaps earned by HOST COMPUTER, and warm heart of human being. | |
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock. | |
All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. -- Chou En Lai | |
Diplomacy is about surviving until the next century. Politics is about surviving until Friday afternoon. -- Sir Humphrey Appleby | |
Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way. -- Daniele Vare | |
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin | |
Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way. -- Balfour | |
diplomacy, n: Lying in state. | |
The history of warfare is similarly subdivided, although here the phases are Retribution, Anticipation, and Diplomacy. Thus: Retribution: I'm going to kill you because you killed my brother. Anticipation: I'm going to kill you because I killed your brother. Diplomacy: I'm going to kill my brother and then kill you on the pretext that your brother did it. |