Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face. | |
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb-assassin to break the bulb in the first place. |