Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English) | by Linux fortune |
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs. -- Alfred Hitchcock | |
I'm sure that VMS is completely documented, I just haven't found the right manual yet. I've been working my way through the manuals in the document library and I'm half way through the second cabinet, (3 shelves to go), so I should find what I'm looking for by mid May. I hope I can remember what it was by the time I find it. I had this idea for a new horror film, "VMS Manuals from Hell" or maybe "The Paper Chase : IBM vs. DEC". It's based on Hitchcock's "The Birds", except that it's centered around a programmer who is attacked by a swarm of binder pages with an index number and the single line "This page intentionally left blank." -- Alex Crain | |
Hitchcock's Staple Principle: The stapler runs out of staples only while you are trying to staple something. |